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>>> October 8, 1998 It's a cruel, cruel Web Tired of all those happy-go-lucky home pages? Sick of all the feel-good "My Cat Fluffy" sites? Then take a trip to the Cruel Site of the Day (www.cruel.com) page. Dedicated to fighting all the unhealthy positive energy found on the net, CSotD features a selected daily cruel site (duh!), "cruelette" - a random cruel site and "Our Cruel History," an archive of previous CSotDs. Every daily selection is not necessarily a winner, but there are enough good ones to make this site a fine springboard for your time-wasting endeavours. PS: In the cruel history section, you'll find a link to a Sony Cam Night Shot page, in case you were wondering what all the fuss was about. |
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>>> October 8, 1998 Y2K or bust As you may have noticed, there's been a lot noise about the year 2000, or Y2K. The apocalypse being on its way and all that. Personally, I'm not too concerned about the four horsemen riding into town. My main concern lies in the reams of code and hundreds of thousands of embedded computer chips that make our modern playland work, and that might just fall like dominoes when the digits roll to "00". Enter the Cassandra project a non-profit group dedicated to spreading info on Y2K and how to get prepared . A non-alarmist site, they see the problem as more of a social issue, and are trying to raise awareness about the potential magnitude of the problem. They believe it would be negligent to not have some form of contingency plan. In any case, it's a good starting point to look into the issue for yourself. Alert: There's a new Mac virus going around, and it's pretty nasty. Point your browser to http://www.macintouch.com/graphacc.html to get the skinny. |
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>>> October 1, 1998 Bad to the exposed bone Feeling a bit blue? Well, check out some people worse off than you. A site known as rotten dot com (www.rotten.com) comes in handy. Billing itself as "the soft white underbelly of the Net," rotten dot com collects images and info from various sources on bad things that happen to people, and its contents can make people with weak stomachs lose their lunch. The site features a number of autopsy photos, including one of Tupac Shakur. As well, you can also find the Fuck of the Month Club, some famous photos (one of Hitler's pants being burned) and some viewer submissions. My fave is the "today in rotten history," a compilation of rotten events on this day over the years. Oh, and don't forget to stop at the gift shop on your way out. |
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>>> September 24, 1998 Beep! The message on your answering machine is getting stale, but your creativity is less than zero. What to do, what to do? The Answering Machine (www.answeringmachine.co.uk) has the solution to this very real problem. The site has nine categories of messages: movies, TV, comedy, musical, adult, serious, people, weird and other. Obviously, not all the messages are winners, but browse around a bit and you'll be sure to find one you like--audio clips from King of the Hill, The Muppet Show and Ren & Stimpy. Inventive original items include, "this answering machine has been connected to a 5,000-volt power supply that has been wired to this small kitten..." Tech note: the messages come in either .wav or the much more compact MP3 formats. |
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>>> September 17, 1998 South Park gets Shocked Fans of South Park should check out Macromedia's Shockrave (www.shockrave.com/ members/toons/southpark/). And let me say Howdy-Ho! With lots to do on this site, I suggest starting in the bathroom with the Mr. Hanky Construction Set. Then it's off to see Chef, who acts like a magic 8-ball, answering your yes or no question with his Solomon-like wisdom. Follow that up with a hunting excursion in Jimbo's shooting gallery. Then kick back and watch some classic clips--like the Weight Gain 4000 ad. On another front, if anyone still hasn't read it, the Starr Report can be found at www.broadcast.com/news/, where it can also be listened to in audio format. It sounds like it's being read by Larry King and they've "thoughtfully" broken it into excerpts, in case you don't want to listen from beginning to end. |
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>>> September 10, 1998 Guided tours come to the Net The Internet may be a gold mine of information, but like any mine, you need a good company to get at the ore. Enter the Mining Co. (www.miningco.com). A nicely designed site, TMC features 14 areas of interest, each of which then branches out to sites for over 500 topics. This description makes it seem a lot like Yahoo! But what makes TMC stand out from Yahoo! or other portal sites is its use of Guides. Each topic page is maintained by a Guide--a real netizen involved and/or interested in the topic. The site is easy to navigate, and I like the concept of having Guides--it keeps the information current and it puts you in direct contact with someone who has an interest in the same area. All in all, TMC is worthy of being near the top of any bookmark list. |
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>>> September 3, 1998 Bert???! Sure, we all know that Bert--the monobrowed, cackling foil of a roommate to rubber-duckie Ernie on Sesame Street--is gay. But many might not realize that he is also evil--very, very evil. Or so the evidence on the site Bert Is Evil (plaza.v-wave.com/bert/bert.htm) would have you believe. The site is a collection of incriminating evidence against Bert, culled through many "anonymous sources who choose not to be revealed." The body of evidence includes interviews with Bert's colleagues, as well as some e-mail between Bert and cannibalistic serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer. It also features a wonderful photo archive: Bert at the recent U.S. bombing sites, Bert with Osama bin Laden, Bert on Jerry Springer and Bert on Ernie, to name but a few. After a visit to this site, you'll find it impossible to look at Bert the same way again. |
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>>> August 27, 1998 Chronicling the Net You're watching Jeopardy and you've just bombed in the "Internet" category. You're pretty irate. What do you do? Why, brush up on the "History of the Net" (www.zdnet.com/yil/content/mag/9809/history.html), of course! This lovely little article, found on the Web site of magazine publishers Ziff Davis, chronicles the history of the Net year by year, beginning in 1971 and going right up to 1998. Peppered with the right amount of anecdote, snark and wit, it makes for some entertaining reading. And once you're on zdnet, use it as springboard for other pieces of Netizen interest, from Net gossip to finding the latest shareware downloads. |
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>>> August 20, 1998 Lifestyles of the drunk and disorderly It's Sunday evening and Hard Copy isn't on for another 24 hours. You need a fix of celebrity dirt and you need it now. Where do you go to satisfy that craving? Let me recommend a hit of the Smoking Gun (www.thesmokinggun.com). Using the Freedom of Information Act and court files, TSG offers up actual documentation of celebrity arrests. There's lots of material, from the LAPD report chronicling the drug/booze rampage that landed Christian Slater in the slammer, to Bobby Brady's DUI charges. Also of interest is the U.S. Custom's Cavity Search Criteria, a flowchart for performing body cavity searches. Updated twice weekly, TSG also offers a contest: guess which celebrity's name is blacked out on a police report and win a prize. |