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This week: SHARP skinheads, generic skate punk, Holy Ghost Geo!
Plus: Frustrated black women condemn "edited" by AL SOUTH sub-edited by ROGER ARGENT FAXRANT $49.50 for a Depeche Mode Reunion ticket?! Here's a ROPE, David Gahan. Better luck next time. [BLEEP!] M [freestyle rapping] I do my thing for my peers not for the cash/True I drink many beers and smoke lots of hash/Still I'm always on point, no doubt, like you mentioned/But selling a million records was never the intention/Some sacrifice their lives in hope of a contract/Well, I play the best freestyle raps for them cats, so relax/And don't be acting so crappy/Not everyone needs to be loved in the spotlight like Puff Daddy. In case you didn't know, this is the HOLY GHOST GEO representing for everybody and nobody. [BLEEP!] M Rant Line, I've given up on the Montreal punk scene. It's filled to the rim with GENERIC skate-punk bands and pushes good bands like the Ripcordz aside. Meanwhile, perhaps the best band on the face of the earth right now, the Spaceshits, are living under our fucking roof but nobody cares. They're too busy listening to Reset, Men-o-Steel, My Big Wheel and all these other shitty records by the top wannabe bands, all composed of 16-year-old French skaters who sing in English--even if they don't understand a damn WORD of it. Kids, quit spending Mommy and Daddy's money on polished recording sessions, learn a bit of English and start playing some music with a bit of originality in it! Also, please realize that no one outside of Quebec gives a fuck about skate punk anymore, because they finally woke up and realized that not only do NOFX, Pennywise and all those bands suck dick, but they all sound exactly alike. [BLEEP!] M Just calling to talk about the dude who was dissing Parkside Jones last week. I don't know, man, I've never seen Jamal's CoolHead so I won't comment on them, but Parkside was WICKED at the Maceo concert. If Maceo thought that it was such an insult that Parkside was opening for him, then I don't know why he would send his TROMBONE player to go up there and play with them. I mean, that dude used to play with George Clinton and stuff! If the guy who dissed Parkside was at the Maceo show, then he must have been the only guy not dancing in the whole damn club. Peace. [BLEEP!] F I want to leave a message to all those white guys out there who want black women. What's your point? Do you want us just because we're black or do you want us for who we are? (second female gets on line) Or just to go around saying, "Hey yo, I fucked a black girl". (first girl) I had a run-in with a little white boy, and let me tell you, I'm never again in my life fooling around with any white guys. All talk, no action. (second girl) Do you just want to know the experience so you can say, "I fucked a black girl, I fucked a Chinese girl, I slept with whatever minority I could get my hands on" or do you really like her? That's our rant. (first girl) We are FRUSTRATED black women! (second girl) Yeah! [BLEEP!] M My name is Rob and I'm a SHARP skinhead. This goes out to the guy who said that real skinheads were racist. He doesn't know anything at all. This whole brownshirts thing is all bullshit--it has nothing to do with skinheads. If this guy thinks that anti-racist and traditional skinheads and SHARPs are all wimps and poseurs then he is fucked. When is the last time anyone's seen a racist skinhead fighting one on one? And when is the last time you've seen a SHARP skinhead fight one on one? That's right, all the time. Not just a gang of 12 guys in a truck with mace and batons and CROWBARS beating up girls in downtown bars. Whoever this guy is, I would like to meet up with him and show him what a real skinhead can do. Let me tell you, I ain't no fuckin' coward. I'm a man, I'm PROUD and I'm SHARP! [BLEEP!] M With regard to Ça Marche, I have a rant about two things. One: the appropriateness of the city workers cleaning the roads while we were still walking on them. It felt great to have water sprayed into the back of my legs knowing these guys were thinking, "There goes those faggots with AIDS walking by--let's clean the street now!" A big thank you to Pierre Bourque and the guy who manages the street cleaning. And two: the lack of gays in the parade! Where are you? I guess you're out clubbing and too tired to wake up on a Sunday morning! Thanks to the street community for showing up and everyone else who did, but, guys, get off your fuckin' beds, stop fuckin' clubbing, and get a fuckin' life. Start fucking marching! By the way, my name is Derek--I'm not afraid to say it--and I'm a bartender at Le Trak. Thanks. [BLEEP!] F To that girl who slept with my boyfriend last Saturday: please remind him to take off the ring that I gave him before he fucks you. Thank you. [BLEEP!] Next week: Open forum
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