>>Highs

Todos Tus Muertos "Argentina salsa hop rastacore freak show," according to our music editor. A must-see for the post-ska set.

High Bar #2 It may look like a restaurant, but it feels like DiSalvio's in 1989. Wait, is that good?

Warped Tour '98 The best place to pick up cute underage skater boys...eh, oops, um, we mean, hear really good punk bands.

Mr. Scruff Ninja's back on. Cutecore.

Stupid hip hop trend #8 You like rap. It's a hot day. So you wrap a towel around your neck? Effectively creating a neckwarmer. Bizarre. We like.

>>Lows

Union Shed Café's new old Montreal digs looks like a neon-encrusted Athena poster come to life. Turquoise?

News reports about squeegee losers "Jean-Pierre left home at sixteen, his home is now the street..." Fuck, get over it.

The return of Bruno Bruce Willis is coming to Montreal to sing his white boy blues for the official opening of Planet Hollywood. Game plan for Molotov cocktail salute available at the French Language council and Mirror reception.

Early risers The BBCM have scheduled a pre-party for October's Black and Blue in SEPTEMBER. This is stretching things, no?

The new Adidas shell-toes Sacrilege. We'd rather wear two-toned Converse All-star high tops with zany shoelaces.