>>Highs

Our hero Norman Cook Fatboy Slim is coming! Fatboy Slim is coming! Fatboy... etc...

Hating France for the week Come on. Should people in France even be allowed to play sports?

The Undercovers Pop ska at its best. And local. But they sound so good you would never know it.

Amazing band names #1 Drug Penis: the best band name we have ever heard. Ever.

Creative celebrity quotes "You haven't lived until you've had a Kentucky Fried drumstick up your ass." We'll take not living, thank you Busta Rhymes.

>>Lows

Yawn Lennon If Sean wasn't the son of you-know-who, you wouldn't think he was even worth getting out of bed for. Big deal.

The return of anglo-Quebecer "comedy" How many oh-so-amusing rhyming songs about Westmount and sign laws and bagels can a dwindling population take?

Foot fools Spotted this week: many people wearing Lycra and things that look suspiciously like moon boots. It's those roller blades with removable blades. Stop the madness.

Jason Nevins The kid puts a single 4/4 under a Run DMC classic and then complains that Run are getting all the props? Well dat's da way it is, mister self-important petty remixer.

Mixmag USA The worst written magazine in the history of humanity. Appalling. And eaven us iliterit clubers tink so.