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This week: Boners for donkeys, cop Plus: Gay man vouches for Samantha Fox's musicality!! "edited" by Al South sub-edited by Roger Argent intern: Sula Wet M I want to rant about the Prodigy concert at Jarry Park. There is no amount of DRUGS that could have helped me enjoy that evening! [BLEEP!] M I'm just wondering why all these promoters don't realize that outdoor venues SUCK. Who wants to be dancing outside where the music can't bounce off the walls and just gets lost in the sky? [BLEEP!] M I just wanted to congratulate Shock Productions for throwing a great party--minus Danny Tenaglia minus DJ Honda minus Das EFX and minus Josh Wink! That equals $45 for Prodigy. What a great time! [BLEEP!] FAXRANT I fail to understand what kind of person pays $140 to see that frigid Flem Helmut Lotti. I'm also wondering if security guards and bouncers have real training? Because the pea-brained security guys at Insomnia (besides harassing), did nothing but stare at the girls' titties. Yeah, I paid $40 for the whole ordeal. SMACK MY BITCH UP. [BLEEP!] F This is to that guy who thinks that the singer of Garbage is ugly: you're either stupid, blind, gay or a combination of all three. I, for one, think that she is incredibly HOT! And can somebody please explain those chicks without any breasts in the "Push It" video!? Coz, man, they really scare me! [BLEEP!] M Of course there is something wrong with the Verve selling their song "Bittersweet Symphony" to Nike. I think it shows the full extent of the corporate takeover of music. What's incredible is that the Verve sold their song while it was STILL on the charts!!! We could hear it back to back on the radio and as a Nike commercial! [BLEEP!] M To the chick that was dissing Samantha Fox. Although I completely agree with your point concerning Rita MacNeil, you don't have to dis Samantha Fox. She put out three excellent albums before fading into oblivion. And I did not buy her albums because of her looks--I'm a FAG for Christ's sake! [BLEEP!] F To this guy who can't get a boner for Rita MacNeil. He's not much of a man. A real man can get a boner in front of a fucking DONKEY! The only statement he's making is about what a PRISSY boy he is. [BLEEP!] M This is for the guy who used to be a CRSG deejay: I'm Mike, the old station manager of CRSG and new co-station manager of CGLO. We gave all you guys priority to come and get shows and we still have open spaces so nobody is stopping you from coming and playing your SURF music, buddy! [BLEEP!] M Concerning the local music scene, I have to say that I find it quite boring. I am a huge fan of BLACK METAL and have been since the '80s and I know that, fan-wise, we are a small number. Nonetheless, I know that there are others like me out there in Montreal. If only we could get together, form bands and write music that makes the NIGHT BLEED. I know we can create something. [BLEEP!] M This is a rant on how violent and Americanized Montreal has become. I was downtown and I saw this WHITE GUY get a beer bottle in the head from what looked like three stupid motherfuckin' techno clubgoers. What the fuck are you speed- and E-heads doing terrorizing Montreal, you fuckin' losers? Do you think you're all cool coz you go to a club and take drugs and all that shit? You guys are nothing but idiots and I hope that all of you lose your brain cells. Punks!!! [BLEEP!] F To that person a couple of weeks ago ranting about Ginger Spice posing for Playboy. In a truly free society there is no Playboy or pornography. Everybody goes around NAKED. Hence, there is no need for Playboy or PLASTIC TITS or Spice Girls. [BLEEP!] M Kudos to the guy who ranted about Andrew Peplowski's ties last week. It's about damned time that somebody finally said something! I mean, staring at one of those things is like staring at the sun: you see it wherever you go for the next 10 minutes after that! These atrocities have got to go! Andrew, take them off!! [BLEEP!] M Cops are supposed to keep the peace and that's great. But how come at the tam-tam jams--a gathering of the most peaceful people in Montreal--the cops are the only ones disturbing the peace? [BLEEP!] M It seems that our clever comrades at MUC Police headquarters have recently decided that keeping the peace requires that they fly their shiny new helicopter maniacally--and at low elevation--over the Plateau every night! Thanks a lot. That rackety oversized EGGBEATER is keeping thousands of citizens from tranquillity and blissful slumber. PLEASE! Park it until the next apocalypse! [BLEEP!] M Is it just me or are we living in 1984? For 3 days in a row there have been helicopters going around, stopping, lighting the streets, trying to figure out what people are doing. Are we living in a novel, or what? [BLEEP!] F I was watching A&E and I just heard about this SCARY, SCARY thing in our history called World War II. I certainly hope it never happens again coz you know what? I'm scared! [BLEEP!] Next week: Open forum.
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