>>Highs

Massive Attack & Radiohead Planning a collaboration this summer. Yowsa.

Perfect 10 The first "all natural" porno mag! No pneumatics. Real sexy.

Ram Records Tour Coming to Montreal in June. Drum & bass massive!

Name-dropping the Group of Seven Canada says an arty thank you, Sonic Youth.

Jazz Fest Applause for the inclusion of Roni Size and Reprazent...

>>Lows

Jazz Fest ...and boo to an otherwise pretty adult-oriented lineup. Little fun for the kiddies this year.

"The Coug" at Jello The new expanded lounge has taken to cover bands and Mr. Mellencamp tracks. Wait for the swing version of "Jack and Diane."

Hockey jockeys And the crowd goes wiiiiild! And the city feels like one big fucking Canadian Tire commerciaaaaal.

Hair mascara You are putting mascara on your head. Why?

Those Gap khaki ads Ooh, look! Skaters! Oooh, swing dancers! Ooh, I'm a brainwashed youth-seeker in shitty pleated pants!

Squeegee punks with cell phones Spotted in Toronto. Of course.