>>Highs

$1 straw cowboy hats But not tied around your neck, Johnson Cummins!

The last Seinfeld Maybe now people will FINALLY stop quoting the damned show.

Nashville Pussy's bassist Hey look, a girl bassist. Hey waddaya know, she's 6'8"! In a leopard brassiere!! Blowing fire!!! Fuuuck.

Life in Wu World #4 Wu Tang's Old Dirty Bastard wants to change his name to Big Baby Jesus. He says: "I don't know what the problem is... I've always known."

House tag teams DJs Fred Everything and Krista share duties at Jaï on Saturdays. Double trouble!

>>Lows

CanCon Canadian radio content has now risen to a mandatory 35 per cent, aiming at 40 per cent in the next two years. Which means more David Usher. Oh gawd.

Complicated backpacks Find your keys! In only seven minutes!

DJ riders Junior Vasquez has insisted he bring an entourage of seven first class-riding "friends" with him on the Hang the DJ tour. Sweetie.

"Abstract" Say howdy to the most overused musical word of '98!

Mustaches No. This is not allowed. Even if you are a rapper.