>>Highs

"It's Like That" Could the Run DMC/Jason Nevins collaboration be, like, any catchier? No. Thank god.

Lenny Kravitz's new vid Lenny and his crotch pants are still unbearable, but whoever directed the "You Can't Say No" video deserves a medal. If you liked Jackson's "Scream," watch for this one.

Saying no to self-righteous club fuckers Go on! Tell 'em all to take their fake old-schoolism and shove it up their "phat" asses. You'll feel loads better after.

Robert Downey Jr. Half insane. Truly decadent. '80s cred. Straight but talks like a fag. Our hero.

Rebirth of Cool 7 Seven and still running the show. Cheers for the best comp series going.

>>Lows

Roomful o' corpses The Ninja night at the Pop space was a definite win, but was everyone in the big room taking notes or something?

The New Casio Baby-G's Does "Pop Swatch" ring a bell?

Naturally tanned people in May Waving your brown legs around for the pasty masses. Assholes.

I-D The style bible that broke acid house has gone irreparably artsy. $9.95 now gets you 200 pages of ugly British models, uglier Alexander McQueen duds and no text. End of an era. Boo-hoo.

Noodle bar mania How many long slimy things can we put down our throats until we tire of slurping? Er... forget we asked, actually.