>>Highs

Goldie #109,871,259 He IS coming. To Sona. May 2. Let's hope he doesn't sing.

Gay night names "BangCok"? It's so bad it's good.

Banging cocks Indecent conduct. Always good for a laugh. Just ask George Michael.

Festival season A big electronic music festival is scheduled to come to Mtl in August. Prepare for imminent downsides? The Crystal Method? We hope not.

'80s revival (good) "Rio" on the Buzz. Wahey!

The Paper Route singer Simon Nixon has been asked to join big American alterna-heroes the Figgs. And the Bifteck goes wild!

>>Lows

The Paper Route Have broken up. Obviously.

'80s revival (bad) What's this? A cover of Rick Astley's "Never Going to Give You Up." In French. Undertaken seriously. Too terrible.

Sold-out shows Sonic Youth was sold out before WE even clicked on for the show. Promoters! Stop your big venue phobia!

Stomp Store Made us all excited because they were to be a ska clothing store with Fred Perrys and all that, and now they're open and there's no DAMNED WOMEN'S CLOTHES! Sort it out.

Texas The soppiest band ever. What is the big deal, England?