>>Highs

Mesh tank tops

A kind of rapist jock/rub-a-dub stylee. Fascinating.

One Nation's "Bittersweet Symphony"

Italian Euro-cheese dude takes on Sir Ashcroft. Priceless. Especially the "Oh-change-I-can-change-I-can-change-I-can-change" chorus part.

THAT VJ on MusiquePlus

Karina. You. Are. A. Babe.

St. John's Wort

Better than six smart drinks. Available at Pharmaprix. In big bottles.

New skool hip hop speak

Cappadonna says he's the "king of yingy jibba-jabba." A step up from the old Wu lyrics, we guess.

>>Lows

Eric Clapton soundtracks

Maybe Nil By Mouth was good, but we couldn't tell because we were gagging uncontrollably. Sexy strumming. Should be illegal.

Sony Minidisc invasion

Seems Japan thinks it's time you bought Who's Next in a fourth format. A breather, please.

Underwater videos

Radiohead's soaking head was great. Portishead's too. But now it is time to towel off the hair and remember that Enya did it first.

Doogie Howser sings!

Neil Patrick Harris stars in "hip" musical Rent. Er, is this one of those conceptual art jokes?

People in shorts

Oh, get a grip and wait a week or two.