>>Highs

Hyperbole The best thing ever in the history of the fucking world!

Finley Quaye Brit soulster. Tricky's uncle. Too good for words. Out early Feb.

New dance digs! The space once known as Heaven on St-Laurent is being revamped. Plus the Yoda people bring you a nouveau danceteria on Ontario next month.

All Saints Pull up those Calvin bands and prepare for post-Spice empty girl pop overload! Here it comes!

Air's "Sexy Boy" video Illustration doesn't come any cooler. Made us want to take watercolour classes.

>>Lows

Goldie #452, 870 Promoter Victor says El Tootho's coming in May. For sure, this time. But we just realized--er, who cares anymore?

"DJ" Marky Ramone Did not even touch a piece of vinyl at last Saturday's Blow the Fuse launch, but rather got some guy named Fern to DJ for him.

Fabricating generation Generation X has been proven a hoax. So this new "Generation Y" thing must be a joke. It must be. It must.

The American Music Awards Thought they'd trendy things up this year by doing retrospectives featuring the Captain and Tenille. And what's with that logo?

DiSalvio rap He's no KRS (but he's forgiven).