I'm a media consultant. Would you like to audition for Global's new anchor?

I'm an anglo, but I'm willing to learn French

Do you floss?

Don't you just hate war?

Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world

Are your nipples pierced?

Can I drink your bathwater?

Do me--I'm married but I have a Porsche

Do you have a quarter? My mom said to call her when I met the girl of my dreams

Ever done it with a Viking?

Excuse me, I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

French or English?

Girl, you've got sweet lips, hips and fingertips

Guy: did it hurt? Girl: did what hurt? Guy: when you fell out of heaven

Hello, I'm in the Snitches

Hey, you know people say I'm the next Beck

Hey, baby, you're what the French call "rénard"

Hey rabbit, come and eat my carrot

Hi, I'm the music editor at the Mirror

How was the bathroom?

I can sing the alphabet through my armpit

I like your pants--they'd look good on my floor

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

If I could change the alphabet, it would be u and i closer together

If the guy beside you is your husband, I should tell you I'm not jealous

Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants

Is that a real poncho or a Sears poncho?

Nadine, is that you?

Wanna go halfsies on a baby?

Yes, we've got bagels

You have nice thumb knuckles