It's New Year's! Why not check out some guy onstage trying desperately to capture that "Seinfeld thing" everyone's told him he does so well. Yuk, yuk.

Club Soda, 5240 du Parc, 270-7848, 932-6378 Six comedians (Joey Elias, Marc Sauve, Sean Collins, Ian Sirota, Sylvain Larocque and Martha E. Chaves), dancing, door prizes, champagne, party favours and hors d'oeuvres for $45.

Comedyworks, 1238 Bishop, 398-9661 Show with Al Lubell, dancing and buffet for $40. Starts 9:30pm.

Comedy Nest, 1740 Rene-Levesque W., 932-6378 Ian Sirota, Matthew Boylan, Jim Sarino, Heidi Foss and Jocko, champagne, door prizes and hors d'oeuvres for $30.