>>Highs

MusiquePlus #543 They have a new show. It's called Electronica. It's got Prodigy vids on it. How surprising and original.

Dead good Dirt Death in Vegas's "Dirt" video! Like a wickedly pretentious fashion shoot in I-D magazine! But on TV! Beaut! Bring on the awards!

Entrepreneurial Québécois drag queens Mado's annual calendar is out again. Celebrity birthdays already marked off for ya. We love that April shot with the goat.

The session Drum & bass night, finally packed to the gills every Thursday at 3699 St-Laurent. Rollin'!

The Verve Bittersweet Symphony: Hello, like, the best song in the history of time. In our heads for the past three weeks and still not painful.

Pointy shoes Three words: Bring. Them. On. Feet have been looking like bumper cars for too long.

>>Lows

Box sets CDs should never come in a mini-coffin. Ever.

"Cute" The word all over the gay village, used for everything, eg.: "I saw a TV show about Apartheid last night. It was cute." Now come on, language should not be that annoying.

Opera-pop Andrea Bocelli at No. 1?

Adam Yauch "Altruism and selflessness is the only thing that brings us true happiness, people must know that." Thank you, oh holy one, but we liked "Fight for Your Right to Party" better.

Label mania The Luscious clothing company has just put out a collection featuring "ambient" pants, "trip hop" dresses, "house" jackets and "big beat" T-shirts. Will sell out in Toronto, we bet.