>>Highs

West Island massive! The Undercovers and the Golden Mean twisted things up last Thursday at Clyde's. Suburbia takes back the night.

Excuses about Platinum "I just did it for the money" vs. "I did it to work closely with those babes." Place your bets. Mirror staff have already won three drinks and a whole day in a recording studio!

The KLF return ...under new name 2K. Sticking it to the "some songs are sacred" purists by remaking "What Time is Love" with Panasonic and Acid Brass.

Band names Ladies and Gentlemen! Give it up for Mothers Against Bluegrass!!

People who admit to liking Green Day We're with ya. We like 'em too.

>>Lows

Bands feigning class Moist stop into Place des Arts on December 1 with a live cello player. Oh dear.

Goldie scare #23 Just bring the damned guy in, already!

The Gowan resurrection Stop the madness.

Copyright desecration front DiSalvio's has nicked the art for their latest flyer art from UK club Pushca's ads. And please don't call it "image sampling."

Hosers on E Sorry, flannel boys, it doesn't go with pretzels.