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Out and about: Irony isn’t rain on your wedding day, or advice you didn’t take. Those are just unfortunate. But when right-wing, rabidly anti-gay bible-thumping politicians get caught coming back from a European holiday with a 20-year-old male prostitute hired off of a sleazy website, that’s irony, baby. Big time. And when the same thing happens about six or seven times with different demagogues, well, that’s entertainment. There’s a chronicle of the sordid outing of seven conservative politicians and holy rollers at bit.ly/bEO02w.

To be taken orally: Speaking of sex, what do you need to get in the mood? A little Al Green, maybe a silk negligee? A tab of Viagra and a fifth of vodka? How about a vial of water that 40 people have washed their feet in? Or some desiccated tiger penis? Or maybe a live eel, inserted, well, wherever you feel like inserting it. There are some strange sex remedies out there, and we haven’t even gotten to the snake blood and ritual semen consumption ones. You can do that on your own at bit.ly/b9n5jm.