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Timewarp (again): Want to travel through time but lack a flux capacitor or a Chevy Chase-administered hot tub? Giantfreakinrobot, a blog that devotes equal attention to science fiction and hot chicks, has the Lazy Man’s Guide to Time Travel, which details a variety of movie-inspired strategies that will move you backwards, forwards and basically sideways in time, using things you can find around the house (or relying on aliens, or army experiments, or who knows what.) Take the time it takes at bit.ly/bbPwMU.

Pwned! Who owns what on the Internet? Google obviously, right? Well, would it surprise you that the same people who own journeyman humor site cracked.com also own journeyman instructional site eHow.com? Or that CollegeHumor and Match.com belong to the same people, causing you to reconsider your dating habits, or for that matter that Expedia and Hotels.com are the same guy, and so are ZDnet and CNet. It’s a conspiracy at bit.ly/8YmBfg.