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Cock block: If you love Chatroulette but hate random dongs, sharp-eyed reader Maroussia Lévesque has something for you—an effective method for getting back at your onantagonists! The Chatroulette Cock Map connects virtual flashers to their physical locations, and claims to be accurate within a few city blocks. But it needs your participation to work—first, download the (forgive me for repeating this) Cock Sniffer app for Mac, and when you see a dolphin, hit the button and POOF! it’s on the map. So far, the biggest sausage fests are Western Europe and the North American East Coast and Midwest, with a, uh, handful in Korea and Venezuela. Mark your territory at chatroulettecockmap.com.

Strange land: Smashinglists has come up with 10 of the weirdest alien landscapes to be found on Planet Earth, and none of them are in Montreal. But don’t let that stop you. The Rio Tinto in Spain has red water acidic enough to eat through rock all day long, and South America’s flat-topped Mount Roraima is something out of Avatar at bit.ly/5QT9GC.