DICKING AROUND

Quick, hit F9: Chatroulette is the latest gross disgusting Internet fad. You know that. You’ll never guess what you’ll see. You know that too. So three guys from Funny Crave set out on a Chatroulette scavenger hunt. Without giving everything away, they found some of what they were looking for (boobs, guidos, musicians, penises) and not others (Nazis, celebrities, afros) and they also found lots of penises. Also, penises. They ought to call it Penisroulette at bit.ly/953fvE.

Jaundice: If you’re a collector of vintage video game consoles—and who says you’re not—then you’re concerned about them turning all yellow and icky with age. You’d probably try various cleaning products, maybe some sandpaper, but you might not go as far as to contact a professor of plastics engineering at the University of Massachusetts to find out what exact chemical reaction causes the yellowing. But then, you wouldn’t be the nerds from vintagecomputing.com who have written, daresay, the ultimate guide to video game console colour preservation at bit.ly/aOSDhH.