I’M HATIN’ IT

McDeath: Food, folks, fun and GRUESOME DEATH? After checking out this site, you may think twice about popping into the Golden Arches for a quick fix from the value menu. McMurder chronicles the many murders and other intentional deaths that have occurred at McDonalds locations around the world. It’s not limited to the no-tell motel strip on Upper Lachine Road either, where two men were shot to death this week. There have been shootings, stabbings, car crashes and even suicide bombings in lots of places. Become burger meat at mcmurder.com.

Redneck, white and blue: Jocelyn Testes-Harder may be one of the worst people in the world, with her only saving grace being that she may be fictional. An office manager from Richmond, Virginia, Jocelyn is masochistic, manipulative, racist, sexually unfaithful, a neglectful mother and an abusive alcoholic. Naturally, her blog is fascinating and hilarious. Read about how she seduces then drugs and robs a recently-out-of-prison ex-con, encourages her child to gang-beat a kid who owes him a quarter and threatens elderly people with her dangerous Rottweiler at filthyrichmond.com.