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Hello readers!
I am taking a couple of weeks off from my column, which means you’ll be reading Best of Sasha, carefully selected by our dear editors. This one is taken from the issue of August 17, 2000. Enjoy.
Dear Sasha, Sucking on a woman’s nipples is part of my foreplay and different women have different responses. One woman I made love to recently had a full orgasm just from me sucking her nipples. No fingering her or licking pussy, no pelvic thrusting involved. It was the most satisfying and safe way to bring a woman to orgasm. But I’ve never read about or seen this in any instructional sex or erotic literature/videos. Someone even told me that an academic sex study said that such nipple orgasms weren’t even possible.
—Alan Spaz
Dear Alan,
That’s shocking, because academics are usually dead-on when it comes to sexuality. Take for example Dr. David Reuben, in the book Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex: “If a homosexual who wants to renounce homosexuality finds a psychiatrist who knows how to cure homosexuality, he has every chance of becoming a happy, well-adjusted heterosexual.” As I’ve always said: all those people need is a little medication and some good tight pussy and they’ll be fine.
As The Good Vibrations Guide to the G-Spot says, “Beware of absolutes.” You said it yourself: different women have different responses and some men have also been known to be able to come from nipple stimulation alone. Who are you going to listen to—a bunch of eggheads, a man who believed the clitoris was a lame excuse for a penis and that women would only reach sexual maturity when they learned vaginal orgasms, or the woman who is screaming and writhing under your nimble little tongue? I’d go with the babe with the superhero Smarties if I were you.
Dear Sasha, I’m a 20-year-old male. Until about a year ago, I had never had a wet dream. Since then, I have begun having them frequently. Much to my dismay, I now have “nocturnal emissions” one or two nights a week. Is this frequency normal, especially for someone who has already gone through puberty? Should I not worry and just enjoy the dream and orgasm for what it’s worth, or is there anything I can do to lessen their frequency?
—Wet & Worried
Dear W&W,,
Not unless you’re willing to go rooting around in antique stores to find one of those anti-wet-dream alarms created in the Victorian period. You attach the device to your penis and it triggers a bell when you get a rod. Considering you get more than a dozen erections each night, you might not be so chipper at work the next day. Yes, people have wet dreams well past puberty. You should marvel at the pleasurable effect a guileless dream can have on your body.
Dear Sasha, What’s the nutritional content and caloric count of a single serving of human sperm?
—Blanche
Dear Blanche,
This had better not be related to one of those low-carb diets that are all the go. If I hear one more of my friends—women who tricked me into believing they were reasonable human beings—tell me that we’ve been eating wrong for the past 1,000 years and then hoof back a plate of bacon, eggs and cheese with no toast because toast is suddenly the victuals of the Dark Side, I will full-on freak out. There are approximately seven calories in each teaspoon of come and there’s no pasta in it, so don’t worry. “That’s actually quite a few calories,” said my friend Dawn, “imagine how many there are in a whole glassful?” Thanks a lot, Dawn. Just what I needed to help me along with my blowjob issues. To envision a glass of come. Semen contains bicarbonate, ascorbic and citric acids, water, enzymes, fructose and sugar. And just seven calories. That should keep your breath fresh for seven hours.
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