SELLING
BIRTHERS

Not since Vince Shlomi had his Slap Chop-shilling tongue clamped in a hooker’s teeth has the late-night television industry been this exciting. The Birther movement is bringing its carnival to the small screen with the first show of its kind: The Birthermercial. Spearheaded by Gary Kreep, founder of the Obama-obsessed United States Justice Foundation, and produced by the “Obama = Hitler” gang at LivePrayer.com, the Birthermercial carries their claim that Obama isn’t a U.S. citizen to the insomnious masses, and asks viewers to pay in to their cause.

Currently confirmed as airing in 11 cities through seven Southern states, the infomercial features LivePrayer.com’s Bill Keller and Kreep discussing the issue of Obama’s birth while cartoon query marks pop up over assorted maps of the U.S, Hawaii and Kenya. Kreep opines that the “Liberal-controlled” media created Obama to be president and are now ignoring the mysteries surrounding the president’s birthplace to save face. Viewers are invited to call a toll-free number to have their name added to the Birther petition for a modest $30 fee. As a thank you, callers will be sent a bonus “Got a Birth Certificate?” bumper sticker.

by SCOTT SAXON