Screw the crap away

Sex gets the healthy, love-tastic electromagnetic
fields flowing between partners,
says sexship expert

by CHRIS BARRY

Name: Chantal Lamontagne

Age: 51

Occupation: “Life Enhancing Coach”/couples counsellor

Bio: For the past couple of years, this energized Pointe Claire gal, who’s “always been fascinated by the power of sex,” has been guiding troubled couples back together again through something she invented called Sexship. A Feng Shui specialist who once hosted her own French language TV show on the subject, Chantal eventually became concerned that “while Feng Shui is great, it really only works for about 30 per cent of your life and I was worried my clients weren’t benefitting from it enough to really set them on the paths that worked for them.” So, after an emotionally wrenching period studying neuro-linguistic programming [NLP] and Ho’oponopono from the masters, Chantal felt she was finally “opened up” enough to start offering her counselling services to the general public, something you can access via her Web site chantallamontagne.com. “Training to learn how to coach people was heart-wrenching because first you have to get rid of all your own crap. I can’t tell you how many times I left training with snot on my face, crying. Because basically you’re naked, you have to get rid of your own stuff before you can serve whoever is in front of you.” She drives a 2006 Nissan Altima.

Something she says she can figure out within five minutes of meeting you: How you’re “wired.” “It’s very easy, people are extremely transparent, the way they touch their body, the speed in which they speak, their speech, how they carry themselves, the way they dress. I have a trained eye to pick these things up and it’s with this understanding of them that I help couples to better understand each other.”

What “sexship” is: “Sexship teaches people how to use the power of sex. It’s the art of sexual intelligence. It’s the art of creating love in your life through sexual love—using sex as the tool. Sexship is a way of creating and storing energy in your body while transmuting crap through the sex act.”

And this works how exactly? “When you make love to your chosen one, in that moment you become one unit of electro-magnetic field, there’s an exchange. The male gives yang to the female and the female gives yin to the male. This exchange of energy creates strength in each of them, a very powerful energy. The way to a man’s heart is through his penis. You see, with relationships it’s NEVER about the other person. It’s always our own crap coming up that’s the problem. Through sexship, we learn to lose this crap effortlessly.”

Her most common advice to clients: “Make love! Just make love! Sex is a tool that creates an energy called love. Just start doing it and the love-making will open up channels in the body and then there will be consciousness and then there will be renewed desire between you and your chosen person.”

Childhood ambition: To become a nun.

Last book read: Zero Limits, by Joe Vitale and Dr. Hew Len.

Musical preferences: Josh Stone, Tony Bennett, Babs Streisand.

Words of wisdom: “There is nothing in medicine, in diet, in spiritual discipline that has more influence on premature death than love and intimacy. If we don’t pursue love and intimacy, we will die prematurely.”

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