FRITO-LAID

While the answer to who put the bop in the bop-she-bop she-bop remains to this day a musical mystery, the question of who put the lay in Frito-Lay has been definitively answered. It was Lahoma Sue Smith.

Approached by a Frito-Lay employee who was short on cash but full on erection, the Oklahoma City prostitute accepted the man’s next-best offer: a box of Frito-Lay products valued at about $30 (U.S.).

Oklahoma City police say Smith was spotted “trying to catch a date” in a high-solicitation area of the city. With her customer procured, police followed Smith’s car, catching up to her as her client was already doing up his pants. The man said he’d been having trouble with the missus and figured some purchased fellatio was just what he needed. With no cash on hand, he instead offered Smith a box of delicious snacks for her services.

Though the john was released on “officer discretion,” Smith, who admitted having been arrested for prostitution “two or three times” before, was fined $1,142 (U.S.).

by SCOTT SAXON