Inconvenient truth: Summer! Time for some delicious juicy red cherries. Hope you don’t mind some Bifenthrin on there—it’s a pesticide that’s a suspected carcinogen and possible hormone disruptor that’s been proven toxic to development and reproduction. Residue from it is found on cherries about 45 per cent of the time, according to What’s On My Food, a site designed to scare you into moving out to the woods to start your own organic fungus farm at whatsonmyfood.org.
Play him off: Things going on a little too long? Getting a little bored? Send in the Keyboard Cat to clear the stage. You’ve seen him play off Miss Teen South Carolina and that hip hop treadmill fail guy, but now you can add Keyboard Cat to any video on YouTube with this handy Auto Keyboard Cat mashup tool from Bobsworth Industries. Choose a YouTube video, then select at what point in the video you’d like Keyboard Cat to play the unlucky star off, and presto, like magic he will. Like such as at bobsworthindustries.com/keyboardcat/.
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