Blang: Rappers wear some weird bling around their necks. Pharrell has his bejewelled Spongebob, which tells the world that he has way too much money and the attention span of a six-year-old, and Ghostface wears that dinner plate thing and a giant hood ornament on his wrist. Rick Ross already looks like a menacing Uncle Phil, but his diamond-studded James Avery death mask pendant just adds to the confusion. And it just gets weirder from there—crayons, cereal boxes, and other shininess that has to be seen to be believed at bit.ly/rapperchains.
No bastard: Bruce Lee—the name is synonymous with slick, stylish, no-limits high-flying ass-kicking. Even though the Dragon’s been gone for nearly 40 years, he’s still a cinema icon, who you can now direct with I Know Where Bruce Lee Lives, an “ultrainteractive kungfu-remixer” that lets you create music videos starring the only man to publicly hand Kareem Abdul-Jabbar his 7’2” ass. You can record your creations for posterity or share them with your friends at skop.com/brucelee/. Wapaaaaaa!
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