Boning Up: You can blame it on an autonomic reflex that’s no more controllable than a burp, a sneeze or a cough, but popping a stiffy in certain situations (medical check-up, locker room, slow-dancing with your aunt at a Bar Mitzvah) can be embarrassing, socially awkward, and not the likely intention of the makers of Viagra and Cialis. Awkward Boners, a new photoblog, presents some of the most inappropriate erections ever unintentionally caught on Instamatic. There’s no nudity, but it’s still NSFW, especially if you have co-workers whose eyes are hypnotically drawn to crotches at awkwardboners.com.
Animal crackers: In a similar, uh, vein, Heavy Petting presents heavily censored (but still very distinguishable) photos of amateur porn where the family pet somehow squeezed into the frame. No bestiality though—these cats and dogs are simply passive observers (which doesn’t make it right). Think about it—the internets were created so people could share their pet photos and crotch shots. Why not combine the two at heavypetting.tumblr.com?
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