KFPee

There are very few practical applications for peeing on someone; a statement of contempt, to put out a fire, to earn $500 off a vacationing salesman. In no cases will it work as a makeshift chemical decontaminant. But how would a couple of KFC employees know that the man on the phone telling them to pee on one another wasn’t the boss calling from corporate, as he claimed, and was actually just a mean-spirited prank caller on the luckiest day of his life?

The “call from corporate” to a Manchester, N.H., Kentucky Fried Chicken began with the caller ordering the manager to pull the pin from the restaurant’s fire suppression system. That caused a downpour of chemicals that led to the staff’s need for decontamination.

“They were told to go outside and disrobe and actually urinate on one another,” explains Manchester police Lt. Peter Bartlett. Apparently, that sounded like as reasonable a solution as any, because it was a call to police about a naked woman in the KFC’s parking lot that finally prompted the arrival of the law, effectively putting an end to the prankster’s 15-minute reign of joyful terror.

by SCOTT SAXON