Mad about you: From Networthy operative Pluty, here’s a blogger who hates animals. Not because they infested his house or ruined his garden, and no dingo ate his baby. Nope. He hates animals, cute ones especially, because of their attitude. When you look at a hamster or a penguin or a baby aardvark, you probably see a furry/feathered little friend, but this guy sees a judgmental, egotistical, holier-than-thou jerk who’s overly proud of his webbed feet/little nose. Spread the hate at fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com.
Quick time: Speaking of cute furry animals, bunnies are among the fastest—fastest to move, fastest to multiply and fastest to re-enact Hollywood movies. In fact, it only takes them 30 seconds. 30-Second Bunny Theatre presents films like Goodfellas, Reservoir Dogs and, particularly memorably, No Country for Old Men, with a cast of fast-talking rabbits. Something may be lost in translation, but some films (like Grindhouse and Borat) are actually considerably improved in the process at angryalien.com.
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