Dear Sasha, My man has the most awesome ass ever. It’s so round and firm and yummy, I can’t
help biting, smacking, licking and groping it whenever he’s around. Here’s the problem: I work
long, strange hours and I’m not around his ass as much as I’d like to be. I’ve read about how someone
can replicate their partner’s cock with those DIY dildo kits, but is there anything out there I
could use to make a similar (somewhat squishy, not rock hard) replica of my man’s behind?
We’ve laughed together about the idea of me hanging a posterior prosthetic in the hall
between my bedroom and bathroom so I could bite, slap and grope it as I walk to and fro,
whenever the urge strikes. I’d like to make this dream a reality.
—Cheeky Monkey
Dear Monkey,
Some good news from Mark Ricketts at Happy Valley Silicone (happyvalleysilicone.com/
index.html). “Whilst we have not moulded from anyone’s arse before, the principle should
be the same and we would be pleased to help. We also have a nice soft silicone to use for
the project.” The only real problem with using silicone is that it would require a lot of
material and silicone ain’t cheap: “The final cost for any custom work would definitely not
be under $1,000 but probably not over $2,500.”
You would have to do the moulding yourself (see below) and send it back to the Happy
Valley workshop for retouching, if necessary, and an insert if you wanted a hole. If you’re
willing to spend the money on a high-end squishy and fuckable (the mind reels with the
possibilities, does it not?) silicone butt, this would be the way to go, but if you’re looking
for something more economical, you can purchase materials from a place like polytek.com
and do it yourself.
I called them, posing your question as obliquely as I could (it’s been my experience that
places with industrial-sounding portemanteau names do not appreciate calls from perverts,
even proxy ones) but believe me, they knew the direction I was headed—the phone rep
made it clear that the materials they sell are not approved for insertion by the FDA. So you
might not want to bounce your finished product around on your vulva or give it spur-of-themoment
rim jobs. And by the way, no hard bites, no matter what the material.
Mark describes the creation process as follows, “When it comes to techniques, the most
important thing for the subject would be to remove hair from the area to be moulded and
apply a very light layer of Vaseline. As we would be dealing with sensitive skin, hairs
trapped in the moulding material can spoil someone’s day very quickly. The alginate would
be applied to the skin in a relatively thin layer. Bandages saturated with plaster of Paris
would then be soaked in boiling water and applied over the top of the alginate to create a
firm back to the mould. After several minutes, the whole structure can be removed from the
subject, and that is the end of his work.” If you were doing it yourself, you would then pour
your chosen material into your handmade mould, let it set and voilà—a cheap piece of ass.
Dear Sasha, In the past, I believe you’ve listed the names of some companies/groups that produce
female-friendly porn. I’d like to share this with my wife, so I’m looking for stuff that will
appeal to her as well as me.
—Looking Forward to a Happy (Ending) Valentine
Dear Looking,
The label “female-friendly,” while valid and necessary in initial steps towards making
porn more palatable to women after years of shitty options and anti-porn propaganda, is
thankfully starting to lose its dragnet-like definition and by virtue its uniform appearance.
It turns out women are as varied as men in their erotic tastes, but if you are looking for
the classic definition (more focus on female pleasure, male actors that women would
actually want to fuck) with a dirty twist (women are clearly complicit including in situations
that may be construed as humiliating like bukkake), then look no further than England’s
Anna Span (annaspansdiary.com/home.php). My personal favourite is A&O Department,
but if you go to Anna’s Web site, she gives visual and written details on all of the
films, which unfold not as one single narrative but as vignettes within a theme. And yes,
those are South and East Asian women and men you see.
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