Scrubbing in skivvies

Sexy maid will polish your pad but nothing else

by CHRIS BARRY

Name: Christina Hétu

Age: 27

Occupation: “Sexy maid”

Bio: This courteous and highly motivated West Island gal has been cleaning homes in her skivvies for almost two years now—and loving every second of it. A former lingerie/swimsuit model who graduated from Concordia with a degree in economics, Christina worked a couple of jobs in her field before realizing she was put on this Earth to clean and that nothing was going to keep her from her destiny. “You see, cleaning is my great passion in life. It keeps me focused. I especially love scrubbing floors, toilets and bathrooms—oh, and mopping too. I know you think it’s weird, but I just love it. And all my clients are very happy with the job I do because I won’t do half-assed work, I go underneath surfaces, move things around, I do whatever needs to be done and more. Because when I’m really passionate about something, I put my whole heart into it. And I’m really passionate about cleaning.”

What makes her a “sexy maid” then? “I dress up in a thong or string bikini while I’m cleaning. I like to look sexy while I clean—like a real girly-girl. And I’m really, really fit, eh, because I work out.”

As a sexy maid, will she blow you for an extra $20? Absolutely not.

For an extra $40 then? Not even.

Does she ever find herself in situations where customers just can’t seem to get their heads around this fact? Rarely. “I point out right away when customers first call me, mentioning it two or three times, that there’s no touching or sexual favours with my service. So once we meet, they usually understand that. I make it very clear to them.”

Do chicks ever hire her? “Sometimes lesbians—who I fully respect—hire me. They like to talk and are very friendly too. But it’s mostly single and married men who have me over when their wives aren’t home. They always say it’s because they want to surprise their wife or girlfriend with a clean place.”

Does she ever find herself in creepy situations with customers whose concept of a sexy maid is, say, one who’ll sweep their floor with the broom handle up her ass or perform other similar nifty tricks along these lines? “Um, I’ve never had that request.”

So do customers generally just stand there masturbating while she’s on her hands and knees scrubbing their floors and scraping caked shit from their toilet bowls? “Not really. They enjoy looking but they don’t do things like that.”

Does she get turned on doing this? Not so much. “I really just concentrate on my work, I don’t think of it as a turn-on, really, but it is flattering to get compliments sometimes.”

Her rate: $25 an hour—with a three-hour minimum.

How to contact her: christinahetu99@yahoo.ca.

Last book read: The Promise, by Danielle Steele “Oh, I love Danielle Steele, I just love her!”

Musical preferences: T.I., Lil Wayne, Keyshia Cole.

Words of wisdom: “If you’re passionate about something, go for it.”

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