Special Question

What is the best thing from Montreal to give as a gift to a non-Montrealer?

Montrealers & City Life

Montrealer closest to sainthood

Montrealer closest to hell

Most desirable man

Most desirable woman

Best-dressed Montrealer

Best sports personality

Tackiest personality

Best Montreal weirdo

Best politician

Best political/social cause

Loudest activist

Best radio station

Best TV station

Best local radio show

Best local radio host

Best local newscaster

Best local TV personality

Best neighbourhood

Best minority

Best building

Best place to spot celebrities

Best place to have public sex

Nightlife

Best bartender (pls. name bar)

Best waiter/waitress (pls. name bar)

Best watering hole

Best sleazy dive

Best 5 à 7

Best pickup spot

Best-looking clientele

Best terrasse

Best live venue

Best lounge

Best jazz bar

Best dance club

Best club night (pls. be specific)

Best afterhours

Best promoter

Best strip club

Best gay bar

Best lesbian bar

Best drag queen/king

Best pool hall

Best comedy bar

Best standup comedian

Sexiest French pickup line

Best drug

Music

Best musical act

Freakiest local act

Most pretentious local act

Heaviest local act

Best hip hop act

Best club DJ (pls. be specific)

Best country/folk act

Best jazz act

Best singer/songwriter

Best busker

Best local music label

Film, Arts, etc.

Best local actor

Best local actress

Best local filmmaker

Best play

Best dance company/choreographer

Best spoken word act

Best museum

Best gallery

Best art exhibit

Best local living author

Best magazine/zine

Best newspaper

Best cartoonist

Best blog

Best local video game company

Best fashion designer

Best graffiti crew

Best festival

Consumer madness

Best clothing store (new)

Best vintage clothing store

Best hair salon

Best hair stylist (pls. name salon)

Best tattoo parlour

Best tattoo artist (pls. name parlour)

Best body piercing parlour

Best record store (new)

Best record store (used)

Best stereo store

Best musical instrument store

Best computer store

Best Internet Service Provider

Best video game store

Best electronics store

Best cinema (1st run)

Best rep/art house cinema

Best video store

Best bookstore (new)

Best bookstore (used)

Best magazine store

Best comics store

Best bicycle store

Best fitness club/gym

Best swimming pool

Best skate/snowboard shop

Best sports store

Best spa

Best yoga studio

Best florist

Best health food store

Best kitsch/antique store

Best travel agency

Best veterinarian

Best sex shop

Best head shop

Best garage

Chow time

Best new restaurant

Best pub grub

Best cheap eats

Best pricey eats

Best late-night eats

Best breakfast

Best buffet

Best delivery

Best African

Best Caribbean

Best Chinese

Best Eastern European/Russian

Best French

Best Greek

Best Indian

Best Italian

Best Japanese

Best Korean

Best Latino

Best Mexican

Best Middle-Eastern

Best Portuguese

Best Spanish

Best Thai

Best Vietnamese

Best bagel

Best barbecued chicken

Best burger

Best falafel

Best fries

Best hot dog

Best noodles

Best pizza

Best poutine

Best ribs

Best sandwich

Best seafood

Best smoked meat

Best soup

Best souvlaki

Best steak

Best tapas

Best vegetarian

Best locally brewed beer

Best bakery

Best coffee

Best non-chain coffee

Best teahouse

Best fromagerie

Best ice cream

Best chocolate/sweets

Best butcher

Best vegetable/fruit stand

Best fishmonger