Hard-working temptress

>>Local prostitute doesn’t discriminate
but always plays it safe

by CHRIS BARRY

Name: Kristy Temptation

Age: 20

Occupation: Prostitute

Bio: After this valiant, voluptuous Verdun vixen was put up for adoption by her mom at the grand old age of 10, she spent the next several years of her young life living alternately on the street, in group homes and with a series of foster families. “Let me tell you, it wasn’t much fun. Sure, a couple of the foster families were okay, but I was such a stubborn little kid, all I wanted to do was leave every place they sent me.” Today the mother of her own bouncing bundle of joy, Kristy got into whorin’ about a year ago “because, as a single mom with a young daughter, I needed fast cash. I had nothing and needed to take desperate measures.” Originally working through an agency, Kristy, a genuinely inspiring, remarkably spirited young lass, has since hired her own driver/bodyguard and gone indie, her customers coming to her now via word-of-mouth and through her spanking new, image-packed Web site at www.temptationfamily.com.

Is professional whorin’ as much fun as most people imagine? “I dunno, I enjoy my work, I enjoy the company, the money. Some of my customers are the sweetest people I know.”

How often she comes across dangerous lunatics who figure she might be an even more attractive fuck as a corpse: “It can happen sometimes where you come across scary people, but very rarely. If I don’t feel comfortable, I just refuse the customer. That’s all there is to it. I’ll say something like, ‘Oh, I’ve forgotten something in the car with my driver,’ and then just leave and not return.”

How much “fast cash” she earns in any given week: “About $1,500.”

Is it safe to assume she’s investing a significant portion of that in preparation for eventual retirement? Yes. “I bank about $1,000 a week right now.”

Her preferred sex act with customers: “When you just sit around talking, maybe giving one blow job for the entire hour. You get a cool customer like that maybe once a month. Other times, you can find yourself having to really work, doing, like, two full-services over the hour for the same money.”

The two most popular fetish requests she gets: Golden showers, foot worship.

For the right amount of money, can you pee on her? No.

Does her work leave her feeling empowered or exploited? Neither really. “Look, I always wear the pants in the situation. You might be paying the $250, but it’s still my body and you have to respect me.”

Is her level of job satisfaction affected if her customer is a sexy young Kirk Cameron look-a-like, or alternately, a fat, old ugly slob? “Neither the face, the age or the size matter to me, so long as they’re nice gentlemen who don’t stink.”

Is whorin’ easier with a quarter gram of smack in one’s arm? “Actually, I’m not especially interested in drugs.”

Something else she’s doing: Getting her Grade 11. “When I finish high school, I’ll be getting on a government program to become, well, it’s not quite a social worker, but one of those people who goes to group homes and gives the girls hugs.”

Childhood ambition: To become a figure skater.

Literary preferences: “Sex magazines.”

Musical preferences: AC/DC, Bob Marley.

Words of wisdom: “Live your life to the fullest.”

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