THIS WEEK: Fencewalkers,
black Republicans, late dealers!

PLUS: Little dick vs. big dick!!

F An important message for the individual bashing bands in costume. You are what is wrong with the world. If people want to dress up and bring a little bit of beauty and a CIRCUS ATMOSPHERE into our lives, I think that is a damn good thing. And to all of the bands in costume, keep up the good work or we will be left with nothing but DRONES like this idiot. Costume bands über alles. [BLEEP!]

M Hi. My name is Alex and I’ve been a skinhead for quite a while now. All I want to say is that if any WHITE POWERS would show up at Loonies or BSL, they would get their ass kicked, man. Yes, there are white powers hanging out now and they’re called [sounds like Bissingerrome] and there is some, you know, Third Wave Facism like Front National hanging out too. And they all hang out with those fencewalkers, so-called skinheads, you know, Section Guerre, Coupe de Masse, who, by the way, went to Quebec City and stabbed some anti-fascist people in a bar last winter. And all we have to say, fuck, man, we will never forget. We are sometimes anti-social but always anti-fascist. Fuck that crap, man. Bye. [BLEEP!]

M Hi. This is a 37-year-old skinhead, been a skinhead for 20 years. I’m part of the traditional skinhead movement, the original Montreal SPIRIT OF 69 crew. There’s been some misinformation. The crew that used to hang out at Loonies and Bar St-Laurent were not WHITE POWER skinheads, but we did have a lot of problems with the communist skinheads. They originally pretended to be SHARP and then they called themselves RASH and they, literally, were a rash. But don’t judge every book by its cover. Most of us were actually really cool, we were just in it for the scene. The music, not the politics, okay? So don’t judge. You’re as bad as Nazi skinheads when you say things like that. And from this skinhead: OI. [BLEEP!]

M Yo. My name is Billy Bob. I’m from Arkansas. I immigrated to Montreal a few years ago. I got a rant. I’m a BLACK CONSERVATIVE, I ain’t rooting for any of this Obama shit. Rooting for that Cheney shit, you know what I’m saying? Where are all my black Republicans at? Where are all my black Republicans at? We’re not getting any coverage, you got to give us coverage. We’ve got an institution in Montreal full of black Republicans. And Cheney/Bush, I’m with them all the goddamn way and I wish you guys would give us some coverage. That’s about it. [BLEEP!]

M Just a quick question. Why does it always take a DEALER so long to get where he says he’s going to go? It’s just a general inquiry. It’s cool, dude, if you tell me it’s coming in 45 minutes, then I’ll wait 45 minutes. But if you say 20 and take 55, it kind of throws me off a little bit. I’ve got plans. I want to keep time. I want to be where I am going to be when I say I am going to be there. Just a question. [BLEEP!]

M What is up with these guys who wear these tight jeans, all up their legs except for around their ass, where it’s super loose and you can see their underwear and shit? Is it like some kind of emo thing? Everybody’s walking down the street now, they look like they shit themselves. I just want to know who started it and what the fuck do we have to do to end it? All right, that’s it. Thank you, bye. [BLEEP!]

F Yes, the Rant Line™. Stupid HIGH PEOPLE invite a group of people to a party and then they don’t let them in because there are too many people. What kind of party is that?! I’ll tell you what kind of party that is, it’s a HIPPIE ACID PARTY. Hippies, they don’t know shit. Peace and love, my ass. [BLEEP!]

M Going down on Pauline Marois is not good. Even if she does have a lot of power, it’s just not good, it’s not right. Don’t do it. Don’t do it. [BLEEP!]

M Hey, I’m 29 and I just had gay sex for the first time—I was the BOTTOM. And I got to tell you, it’s not all that. [BLEEP!]

M Okay, the guy talking about the small dicks has some things right but not all of it. Guys with SMALL DICKS do tend to be more faithful and that’s because they’re shy. Guys with LONG DICKS don’t give a fuck. They just keep going—it’s like their ego. Now, about getting it up. A guy with a small dick is all happy to have a girl, any girl, so he’s going to work really hard to keep her. A guy with a big dick has had sex before and knows what it’s like. Unless she actually puts an effort into the sex, not just the regular missionary, suck the tits and the dick and just jerking off slightly the dick, a blowjob, it ain’t going to go anywhere. She has to know how to pinch a NIPPLE and suck on some BALLS and etc, etc. If she can’t do that, well, that big-dicked guy, he’s going somewhere where it’s more appreciated. That small-dick guy will just totally stay there and be, like, “this is good enough,” because he doesn’t know any better. So that’s it. Guys with big dicks, treat them better and trust me they will stay. Guys with small dicks, you can treat them like shit and they’ll stay no matter what because they got small dicks and unless they got a big nice FANCY CAR, they ain’t going anywhere. Peace out. [BLEEP!]

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