Europe
erwache!

So much for cheese-eating surrender monkeys and flighty Austrian fops. With a battle cry “Patriots of all European countries, unite!” the freshly formed European Liberty Party is making a run for the European Parliament with the ultimate goal of halting the Mohammedan menace.

With individual histories of anti-Semitic, anti-immigrant and anti-sensible thinking, fringe right-wing party-ists from Austria, France, Belgium and Bulgaria have vowed to enlist members from like-minded parties across the EU in hopes they can obtain the necessary numbers for a voice at the European Parliament. While positioning themselves as “neither on the right nor on the left,” the ELP has announced their main purpose as being to “rescue the Western world” from Islam.

Among the Founding Four are Austrian Freedom Party leader Heinz-Christian Strache, Jean-Marie Le Pen of France’s National Front, Frank Vanhecke of the Flemish Interest party and Volen Siderov of Bulgaria’s Ataka party.

Their left-leaning counterparts suggest the entire scheme is an “absurd” affront to the EU’s theme of equality. Nonetheless, the ELP is striving to accomplish phase one of their agenda by mid-November.

by SCOTT SAXON