A sexy touch

>> Tantric goddess gets clients
healing and releasing

by CHRIS BARRY

Name: Mayia Moon

Age: 32

Occupation: Tantric goddess

Bio: This divine Westmount broad says she’s been “sensitive to energy” since childhood but “only really got interested in metaphysics and spirituality over the past 10 years.” A former burlesque artist who “always gravitated towards the world of sexuality,” not so long ago Mayia “discovered tantra” and soon thereafter decided she too had what it takes to be “tantric goddess,” now offering her “sexual healing” services to the general public. “People like to come see me because I’m a playful, loving, caring person who’s totally non-judgmental. And this is very important, because when it comes to sexual healing, people are baring their souls. I work very closely with my spiritual guide’s, angels’ and goddess’ energy, so when people come see me it’s all perfectly aligned—they were meant to come see me. People with bad energy don’t contact me, because energetically it just doesn’t fit.” Contact her via www.mayiamoondream.com.

What tantric goddesses do: “Basically, what the ancient temple goddesses like Mary Magdalene did. She was a temple priestess with healing abilities who’d preach about sexual energies and heal with them. And that’s what I do.”

So essentially she’s a tantric prostitute? “First of all, I don’t have intercourse with clients, so I’m not teaching tantric sex exactly. I prefer to say it’s tantric healing.”

Isn’t tantric sex/healing primarily about continually resisting orgasm so when one finally does shoot their load a family of four will be able to live for a week on the amount of spunk produced? Sort of, but not exactly. “Tantric sex is the spirit selves coming together, becoming one. It’s about energy. I start most sessions by teaching classic tantric breath work, which allows you to feel your higher self. Then, we locate the sexual energies, which is the most potent powerful life-force energy. It’s really important this energy is released so you can feel whole and connected. I call this process erotic reiki, because I touch the genitals and, uh… think of me as a channel. I channel energy to you and the more you surrender to the energy, the more you receive. It really is a mystical experience. Then we’ll go into a yummy tantric massage—a full body massage. Or maybe we’ll do mutual massage. I also teach people how to experience full body orgasms, which is a lot about breath work.”

Is it safe to assume said mystical experience concludes with a happy ending? “Absolutely. I embrace all horny people, of course, that’s why I do this work, I’m a horny girl too. But they have to understand what I’m doing here. Many women will do whack- off jobs for 50 bucks, but my service isn’t like that, and is considerably more expensive anyway. Most of my clients are people who want to evolve consciously.”

Two things Mayia can show you: How to get your lady friends to “release Amrita (sacred juice from a woman),” aka squirting. Also, “the healing benefits of massaging the male’s sacred spot,” aka his prostate.

Last book read: The Sexual Teachings of the White Tigress, by Hsi Lai.

Musical preferences: DJ Tiësto, Inlakesh.

Words of wisdom: “If you cannot face directly into your sexuality you will never discover your true spirituality. Your earthly spirit leads to discovering your heavenly spirit.”

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