Annual gift day: There are only so many winter holiday options—Christmas, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, maybe Festivus for the real malcontents. But what if you’ve rejected all of those creeds (and intelligent design) and have been Touched by His Noodly Appendage? How will Pastafarians celebrate the holiday season? Fortunately, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has the answer—they’re putting the FSM back in Chrifsmas with holiday cars and posters at www.venganza.org.
Rock me, Amadeus: This exposé from Cracked answers that age-old question—can a one-hit wonder have a Greatest Hits album? The answer: unfortunately. Rounding out the nine most unnecessary Best Ofs of all time are eerie, platinum-blonde power ballad siblings Nelson, flash-in-the pan rapper Young MC who no longer sweats the honeys but is instead sweating to the oldies on VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club, and Backstreet sibling Aaron Carter, whose release of a Greatest Hits record at age 20 mercifully indicates that his career is over. Stuff your stockings at http://www.cracked.com/article_15714_9-most-unnecessary-greatest-hits-all-time.html.
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