THIS WEEK: Flight 77 & 93, helicopters,
Ayn Rand!

PLUS: Taggers and emo camp!!

M Hi. I’m the asshole who was at the Weakerthans concert and was just FLAILING. I don’t know when it became a problem for people to enjoy music and dance? And I just want to make it known that when I flail, I make sure that I stay to myself and don’t hit anybody. And just a note, the Weakerthans were amazing. [BLEEP!]

M Hey, about the asshole at the Weakerthans concert. The guy was having an incredible time—dancing is more fun than POUTING in the corner. And by the way, there’s more than one place to stand. [BLEEP!]

M To those two emo dumbasses at DJ Vadim’s show at Sala Rossa on Saturday night. These guys fought because some guy tagged on the floor? What kind of dumb emo kids are you guys? Let us have a good hip hop show and enjoy the night. If you want to be a dumbass, go to EMO CAMP and leave us hip hop guys alone. Peace out, bitches. [BLEEP!]

M Let’s try this again. This is for all those people engaged in the city-wide pissing match they call tagging. That shit ain’t art. It ain’t nothing more than YOUNG BUCKS trying to cut a place for themselves. Don’t get me wrong though, I love graffiti and stenciling, aesthetic and political, but the tagging shit ain’t either. In short, piss in your toilet not on my wall. Thank you. [BLEEP!]

F Trigger Effect, you got me so bad. I just opened up Exclaim! magazine and I see this stupid American Apparel ad and then just realized it’s an ad for your tour dates. You sons of a bitch, sons of a bitches. [BLEEP!]

M Hey, I’m a former executive member of CJLO who wishes to put his TWO CENTS in on the debate raging over whether or not they’ll make it to the AM band and the efforts of the management and dispensation of student funds. Although I’m not with them anymore, I could tell you two things about the management of CJLO. There are only two paid positions and the rest of the executive are volunteers. They have shows to monitor, not to mention they have school. They have jobs. They have lives. They give as much of their time as they can to the station. So you can’t exactly get upset for the fact that things don’t happen overnight. That said, the promise of CJLO getting on the air goes back further than five years, and the people complaining about the “two or three months” CARROT-DANGLE have a very valid point. The people of CJLO should cease to propagate the “two to three months” because it is embarrassing when years pass and things still don’t happen. That said, Concordia radio, I have no doubt, will be on the air sooner than later. Much sooner. And certainly not never. [BLEEP!]

M Yeah, I work downtown and I’m just wondering why in the last couple of months I’ve noticed that HELICOPTERS take off from a base on the other side of the river in Brossard or Longueuil, fly over downtown, hover around for 10 or 20 seconds and then fly back and land again. It’s making me kind of nervous. [BLEEP!]

M To the person saying that Zeitgeist is bullshit. People like you are the reason that the world is messed up right now and I hope you know that. Let’s get something straight: Flight 77 and Flight 93 never crashed nor were they shot down. I’m sorry to tell you, you have been fooled. This is what you were told by the MEDIA and it’s a lie. Look for yourself. Use your own judgment. It’s plain to see there were NO PLANES at either location. Now, I’m not saying that your friend didn’t lose a loved one that day and a lot of people did and my heart goes out to those families, but the real question that people should be asking is since there were no airplanes at either spot, where are those people now? The people who should have been on those planes that never crashed, where are they? [BLEEP!]

F Can someone please inform me as to where I can deposit my EXTRA COMPOST now that the winter is coming? It seems like all the public composting services are shutting down. I would really hate to have to start wasting what could be biodegradable, naturally recyclable compost just because I didn’t know where to bring it. So if anybody knows of any other alternative methods of disposal for the excess compost that’s produced in my household, please let me know. [BLEEP!]

F Guys who close their eyes during sex can’t fuck you worth a damn. What are you thinking about, your mom? [BLEEP!]

M Hey, I’ve got a question. For somebody who frequents all the GAY SAUNAS around Montreal, can I just ask one question? Where are all the goddamn TOPS? [BLEEP!]

F I just observed that in AYN RAND’S BOOKS, the characters hardly ever have sex. Like, literally, 20 years, no sex. They don’t really seem to care about it. But then, when they do get it on, they really, really get it on. Thanks. Bye. [BLEEP!]

F Greetings to all staunch FEMINIST GRADUATE STUDENTS. Fear not of having sex. That does not make you less of a feminist. Spread the love. You can still be political in bed. It’s more fun with your pants off. [BLEEP!]

F Yeah, could somebody tell me this? What is the deal with old foreign men and HATS? [BLEEP!]

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