Begging for bukkake

Dear Sasha,

My wife does almost everything, like swallowing my come and letting me come all over her face. But my ultimate fantasy she doesn’t allow—either MFM or else a bukkake on her with five or six guys. I talked her into bukkake once, explaining that there is no penetration or sex in it, and she said yes while making love to me. But later on, she backed out. Please tell me how I can convince her for a bukkake, maybe giving an example of another housewife. Please, please help me in convincing her.

Dear Sandeep,

Dude, come on. You don’t think I’m going to crack open my Happy Housewife Bukkake Rolodex for an unwilling accomplice do you? Now, if you’d just said to me, “My woman is gagging for a bukkake, Sasha, please help us work this out,” then for sure I’d pass on my confidential list of the thousands of wives worldwide keen to have half a dozen strangers come all over their faces, and who offer tips for eager novices.

Kidding aside, I have no doubt there are scads of ladies out there who want nothing more than to be roped head to toe in semen, but these ladies have one of a few things in common: they either genuinely love this notion, they are being paid to do it, or they have one of those relationships where they enjoy or tolerate exchanging challenging sexual fantasies with their partner.

So, ask yourself partner, are you willing to go somewhere that defies your sexual limits for the benefit of your little woman? Say she wanted to fuck your ass with a bike seat? Or, what if she wanted you to come inside her for once? I sure admire women who are whores for their hubbies, but I also applaud the hubby who is a dirty little slut for his wife, and I’m worried that you’re a fellow who sees his sexual needs as the only ones of any value. You seem to believe your wife is at your whim and that if you just make a strong enough case, she’d have no other choice than to comply. (And seriously now, who believes anything anyone promises them when they’re making love? Obviously she just did this to shut you and your “Can I have a bukkake? Can I have a bukkake? Can I have a bukkake?” the hell up.)

Bottom line Sandeep, we’re not in Stepford. What you may also not realize is that your fantasy is a potential health risk, both physically, since semen in the eye is not cool, and emotionally, since for many women it represents a level of humiliation that is unacceptable, especially if they’ve been coerced. Would you even be prepared to deal with her feelings around this if you enacted it, or would you just expect her to suck it up? It’s awesome that you want to explore, but I think it’s time you started learning a little less about sex from porn and a little more about sex from books that take a liberal yet realistic approach. (Check out www.cleispress.com for titles.)

And for readers who are unfamiliar with the above topic, as I mentioned, bukkake is when a group of men ejaculate all over a woman, particularly on her face. Legend has it that this originated in olden Japan as a punishment for errant wives, but with no historical evidence, this explanation sounds a little too much like a Western myth about Japanese sex culture that got out of hand. It likely has more to do with the fact that you can’t explicitly show the pubic area in Japanese porn (that which isn’t exported anyway), so they have to find other novel ways of showcasing its talents. Pails of semen, yup, pretty impressive.

Anyway, it’s easy to see how these peculiar rumours get started because it’s not like the reality is any less odd, but often what makes a culture’s sexual mores seem odd are its censorship laws, since explicit sexual representation then becomes all about what you can get away with. Of course, what people come up with to “make do” can be incredibly revealing.

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