WTF is BBBJTCIM?

Dear Sasha, I read your column a lot, and I recall a writer asking about escorts, but he never asked about some of the terms used in the ads. Could you PLEASE explain some of the abbreviations in the advertisements?

—DAVE

Dear Dave,

I enlisted the help of my ho pals Seska and Amber on this one, and I think you’ll get quite the kick out of some of their insights. “I want to add that these acronyms are typically used by hobbyists, not all clients,” cautions Amber. “Hobbyists have created a language of their own, boy talk, if you will, to be able to efficiently talk about all the escorts they are seeing. It’s like car talk, I suppose, and it’s pretty irritating because they rate the escorts this way and they have expectations about which services some provide. For example, some escorts may be GFE on the whole but may come across a cock they just don’t want to bareback, and they shouldn’t be expected to. These terms can be useful so that clients can negotiate what they want, but generally, I find them annoying.”

So, beginning with the one Amber uses, a True Girlfriend Experience or GFE. This varies depending on the SP (Sex or Service Provider). “In general, it means that there is kissing and a blowjob without a condom, though the BJ without a condom—BBBJ or Bareback Blowjob—may not be part of the service. The BBBJ also depends on the SP once she has done her “check.” GFE means there is more intimacy, and kissing involved, even some cuddling.” Now, Amber says that if clients really wanted a true GFE, then she would show up in her cruddy white cotton panties, bitching about her day’s problems. “I’d have the client come help my sister move,” Seska chimes in. “If you date me, you deal with my sister.”

Equally hilarious is the PSE—Porn Star Experience. “I don’t know what a PSE is to a client but I assume it’s doggy-style, come-on-the-face kind of thing,” says Amber. “But Seska and I joke that the SP wouldn’t want the client to touch her hair or mess up her make-up.” Seska, a porn actress herself, mentions that, for her, the Porn Star Experience would definitely involve “my husband filming us and the camera ending up near your ass and crotch. He would tell you to pull out a little and hold the shot. And when you come depends on him, not you. Where you come depends on me. You are a stunt cock. You have no say in the matter. It’s very sexy and glamorous.”

A CBJ is a Condom Blowjob, a BBBJTCIM means Bareback Blowjob Till Come in Mouth, and CIM simply means Come in Mouth.

YMMV means Your Mileage May Vary. Yep, Amber’s car enthusiast analogy was right on point, which brings us to FS, which means Full Service. Of course, when men aren’t tinkering around on their hotrods, they’re working out. DATY stands for Dining Out at the Y, meaning the client performs cunnilingus, and if a girl is indicated as DATY then it means she lets clients go down on her. Amber says the next sports metaphor is one of her favourites and makes her giggle to no end. MSOG stands for Multiple Scores on Goal. This means that the SP will make/let you come more than once and will go at least twice in one session.

DFK is Deep French Kissing. “This indicates to the client that girls like to kiss ‘deeply’, tongue sucking, that kind of thing,” says Amber.

Facials are when clients are permitted to come on the SP’s face. “I had another funny experience about this once with Seska when I was doing a wrestling show with her [Seska is also a ring girl in a Quebec wrestling league]. Afterwards, we were chatting with a friend of mine who is quite straight. Seska was going on about the facial she had last night, and in an appropriate girly manner my friend got all involved in the convo. She quickly realized that Seska was talking about something else.”

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