Nutty questions

With its city core so rich in history, its own community television station, museums and book club, it’s hard to fathom someone not being able to find enough to enjoy in Guelph, Ontario. But at least one man has decided what he’d really like is a good blow to the testicles, and he has been roaming the Guelph streets requesting one.

According to Guelph police, three women in the past two months have reported some mutant oozing up to them and requesting a kick in the Jimmy. On two occasions, the man was riding a bicycle, which would have made a Jimmy kick difficult to carry out should the women have wished to comply. As it happens, none of the women wanted to and the man went away without further incident.

While the Guelph books have no law against asking random strangers to serve up a kick to the testicles, police are concerned his behaviour might be a precursor to sexual assault.

by SCOTT SAXON