College (ugh) humour

Hall monitor: Smart people say stupid things—that’s the premise of this blog that is both a repository of sometimes very funny quips and a cynical attempt to sell T-shirts. Overheard at McGill includes gems like, “Girl: I used to dress really ‘New York,’ but I stopped because I started waking up hung over all the time: less time to pick out outfits,” overheard at a pre-drink, sure to inspire sneers and jeers from Concordia students, and this emo exchange, “Girl 1: Did you figure out what you’re doing for Valentine’s Day?”

“Girl 2: Yeah, slitting my wrists,” from a third-year poli sci class at http://overheardatmcgill.com.

Bif! Bang! Pow! Punchy is a regular guy who shows friendly affection by repeatedly punching you in the face. Sure, this YouTube sketch is a bunch of overgrown frat guys doing an awkward and unconvincing impression of Stiffler from American Pie mixed with Family Guy, but it’s free and it’s funny at http://tinyurl.com/2gm7zf.

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