Looking up: Egotastic may be the Web’s number-one source of celebrity up-skirt photos, which at the present time ranks just behind the war on terror as the object of the most surveillance and intelligence-gathering worldwide. Yeah, there’s the usual array of snarky comments on the romantic liaisons, breast-size and weight-loss of various female celebrities. But we all know what you’re really there for, sicko. Get your dose of celebrity skin at www.egotastic.com.

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Comments? Michael Citrome