Got shiv?: Steve, blogster of The Sneeze, has been featured in this column before for his ongoing saga of Steve, Don’t Eat It! where he exposes himself to blatantly inedible foods such as corn fungus, “potted meat” and canned Korean silkworm pupae. But making and drinking prison wine using old socks, ketchup packets and moldy bread takes the, uh, cake. Get crunk (and poisoned) at www.thesneeze.com/mtarchives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php.

Mashed-up: Remember all the TV you watched as a kid? Isn’t it weird how the plots of innumerable episodes of Growing Pains, Family Ties and Family Matters have all congealed into a slimy, indistinguishable mass of unorganized sitcom memories? Well, hold steady, because that’s going to happen to you about everything you’ve ever seen, felt or done as you get older. All Your Snakes does it for you right now—GI Joe, All Your Base, Snakes on a Plane. You’ll remember it like this anyway, so prep for senility early at www.allyoursnakesbelongtous.com.

Comments? Michael Citrome