No madder: If you’re going to spend weeks in the outback, a mere Winnebago just doesn’t cut it. You need an RV with a bit more cojones. Aussie nature photographer Rob Gray rose to the challenge with the Wothahallizat, a 6x6 go-anywhere-and-crush-beneath-foot condo on wheels that looks like something Habitat 67 architect Moshe Safdie might have come up with if he was production designer of Mad Max. It even has a deck, a security camera and a double garage for dirt bikes. Ramble round www.robgray.com/getreal/.

Wise up! Sometimes actions speak louder than words—like cutting off the head of a million-dollar racehorse to teach some trumped-up Hollywood big shot who the real boss is in this town. You can recreate the shock and horror of waking up next to a horse’s head every morning with the full-size Horse Head Pillow from Kropserkel, complete with dangling pink felt tongue and bloody neck stump. Operators are standing by at http://kropserkel.com/horse_head_pillow.htm.

Comments? Michael Citrome