Crown College Graduate School and Seminary operates under the motto, “Training Christians to serve the Lord.” But 20-year-old Benjamin Daniel Warren’s training went beyond that. He was a part of something so top secret, you’ll find nothing about it in the Bible. He was the Lord’s Ninja, sent to give the what-for to anyone foolish enough to fuck with Christ. Of course, he’s responsible for his own legal expenses.

Warren’s saga began in January when he donned his ninja gear and walked into the Knox County, Tennessee, Town and Country Adult Bookstore with a can of gasoline and an urge to do the Lord’s bidding. Warren forced a lone worker to leave then torched the place. The fire took out $600,000-worth of naughty bits and caused $300,000 of damage to the building.

Though never a suspect, Warren turned himself in to police after a car accident got him thinking God might not approve of arson as a way of spreading His word.

» Scott Saxon