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Best of Montreal 2006

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Best Musical Act
1. Arcade Fire
2. Sam Roberts
3. Wolf Parade
4. Island City Monsters
5. The Dears
6. Nomadic Massive
7. Pierre Lapointe
8. Simple Plan
9. The Stills
10. Bionic

Two weeks ago, a caller to the Rant Line™ gave props to local act Far From Shore, and took the opportunity to slag our three top charters in this category as pretentious, prosaic and pointless, respectively. A delightfully alliterative triple diss, but that caller’s probably apoplectic right now. Sorry, dude—Arcade Fire, Sam Roberts and Wolf Parade must be doing something right if they top the list and, moreover, have made the biggest waves out of town lately. The Dears and the Stills both have new albums due out shortly (next week for the Stills, in fact), so here’s a prediction for next year’s BOM: Same “best musical acts,” different configuration.

Freakiest Local Act
1. Les Georges Leningrad
2. AIDS Wolf
3. Starbuck et les Impuissants
4. Lederhosen Lucil
5. Bloodshot Bill
6. Duchess Says
7. Bordello
8. Priestess
9. Dandi Wind
10. Speakervoice

Les Georges—who have a new album, Sangue Puro, due out in the fall, and a show of their visual artwork at Casa del Popolo until the end of this month—continue to amuse, confuse, agitate and generally weird Montrealers out, as they again take top honours among the freaky clique. Starbuck and his metalcore mutants slip slightly, surrendering last year’s silver medal to AIDS Wolf, up from #6 last year (keep in mind, AIDS Wolf is risen from the ashes of Da Bloody Gashes, no strangers to this category in their day). Newcomers to this list include Dandi Wind, who can be counted on for arty, spasmodic electro-pop wig-outs, and Speakervoice, whose post-grunge powerhouse sound is currently being committed to plastic, in the form of a seven-song EP produced by Kevin Jardine of Slaves on Dope. You can hear the Voice at Barfly this Friday, by the way.

Most Pretentious Local Act
1. Arcade Fire
2. The Stills
3. Simple Plan
4. Island City Monsters
5. AIDS Wolf
6. The Dears
7. Wolf Parade
8. Jonas
9. godspeed you! black emperor
10. Was It the Walrus?

There was a time when godspeed dominated this category. How the mighty have fallen. What’s notable is how similar this list is to that of “Best Musical Act,” above, which suggests that many readers understand “pretentious” as meaning, “Exponentially more popular than my band/my boyfriend’s band/my roommate’s band.” A new name on the list—and a particularly pretentious one, given that it’s an obscure Salman Rushdie reference—is Was It the Walrus?, the soft-touch, brain-bending art rock efforts of Jason Norris and his rotating collaborators.

Heaviest Local Act
1. Priestess
2. Bionic
3. Dutch Oven
4. Cryptopsy
5. Bullmoose
6. Road Bones
7. Mad Parish
8. The Dears
9. AIDS Wolf
10. Metallian

While the fans of bands like Cryptopsy, hungering for ever greater extremes in tempo, tension and volume, might find the unabashed, true-school hard rock a little on the light side, most of you seem to feel they’re more than heavy enough. It must be admitted, as a band name, Priestess is right up there with Black Sabbath, Kreator and Goatsnake as a truly heavy tag. It’s a bit odd to see the Dears on this list, but then, they do dish out the romantic sturm und drang like nobody’s business.

Best Hip Hop Act
1. Island City Monsters
2. Farm Team
3. Nomadic Massive
4. Team Canada
5. Eye 2 Eye
6. M.O./FAMN
7. Northern Lights
8. Meta4ce
9. Euphrates
10. Gage

Up from last year’s #8 spot, and bumping 2005 winners the Farm Team down to #2, Island City Monsters take home the gold this year, with extended members Meta4ce and Eye 2 Eye staying in the top 10. The grand spectacle of Team Canada bridges categories and snags an important #4 spot on a list that even they didn’t think they’d be on. Also ICM family, Euphrates hangs tight two years in a row, sliding from the #7 spot to #9.

Best Club DJ
1. Team Canada
2. DJ Mana
3. DJ Quest
4. Keith Dean
5. Kwite Sane
6. DJ Twitch 7. A-Rock (Peer Pressure)
8. DJ Mr. Black (Saphir, Passeport)
9. DJ Statik
10. DJ Torus

Team Canada (D.R. One and Grandtheft), in all their extreme-mash-up splendour, have nailed the #1 spot this year, on a list where only D.R. appeared at #2 in 2005. Amazingly, DJ Quest is sitting at #3, perhaps a blow to someone who has taken the #1 spot as many times as he has. Nice to see DJ Mana and DJ Twitch on the list, two guys out there doing their thing, and Kwite Sane hanging on at #5, up one spot from last year.

Best Country/ Folk Act
1. Li’l Andy
2. Notre Dame de Grass
3. The United Steel Workers of Montreal
4. Bloodshot Bill
5. No Barbers Required
6. Katie Moore
7. Rob Lutes
8. Bluegrass Sunday at Barfly
9. Paul Cargnello
10. Timber

A new category this year, reflecting the explosion of local artists working in an old-time, rootsy vernacular. The winners, from big man Li’l Andy on down, range from bluegrass purists to insurgent country types, from folk-punk troubadour Paul Cargnello to nasty, lo-fi trash-abilly menace Bloodshot Bill. What that suggests is a scene of sorts, albeit one that’s healthy in its diversity—if not its drinking habits.

Smashing bumpkin

>> Li’l Andy on country, condos and curly fries

by LORRAINE CARPENTER

“It’s an honour to be chosen as country & western valedictorian by my rock ’n’ roll classmates this year,” says Li’l Andy. “Go Tigers!”

The kindly local country singer and his Karaoke Cowboy posse are glad to be “da BOM,” with some reservations.

“Are these the same people who pick McDonald’s for ‘Best Fries’ every year? [Not this year—see p. 35.] I don’t doubt their judgement now that they’ve chosen us as #1, but we’re not a McDonald’s-fries kinda band. I tend to think of us as more of a curly-fries band. Hooters makes good curly-fries. I was there with my girlfriend.”

Andy charmed rock and country crowds with his 2004 album Tombstones & Arcades, which included ditties about video poker and Oprah. Home in Landfill Acres is the follow-up, to be launched at la Sala Rossa on July 14, featuring such guests as Jordan Officer, Katie Moore and Tennessee John (who Andy voted for in this BOM category).

“It’s a collection of sad country songs about housing developments and prefab homes on farmland. Rock journalists would call it, ‘A more mature sophomore effort,’” he jokes, “but it’s also funny cause I can’t not make jokes.”

Andy’s genuine concern about urban sprawl and gentrification has shown itself before, as Fringe Pop attendees may recall (depending on how many beer tickets they’d blown through, pre-set).

“Each year, we perform a song about condos for the benefit of the condo owners who get to see every show, the lucky bastards,” says Andy, making reference to the Fringe Festival’s trouble with neighbours, noise complaints and curfews. “Last year’s song went, ‘There’s a great new dance that’s sweeping the nation, and this great new dance is called gentrification.’ Then it went on to address people who move to the Plateau and complain about the noise. Move to Ottawa, that’s my advice for those people.”

Best Jazz Musician
1. Oscar Peterson
2. Oliver Jones
3. Charlie Biddle
4. Franco Proietti
5. Microtone Kitchen
6. Ernie Nelson
7. Chris Tauchner
8. Jordan Officer
9. Maia Davies
10. Matt Herskowitz

As always, the grand old men of jazz in the 514 rule the roost. What’s nice to see is younger, genre-bending talents—like Kobayashi’s Proietti and Tauchner, and Microtone Kitchen, with turntablists DJ Mana and Killa Jewel—getting nods here, alongside more traditionally “jazz” types like Nelson, Officer and Herskowitz.

Best Singer/Songwriter
1. Leonard Cohen
2. Sam Roberts
3. Rufus Wainwright
4. Pierre Lapointe
5. Jean Leloup
6. Corneille
7. Katie Moore
8. Amanda Mabro
9. Jonas
10. Rob Lutes

He may be in the poorhouse now, but Leonard Cohen’s locked down the penthouse in the hearts of Montrealers, toppling Rufus from last year’s #1 spot. The newcomer here, Pierre Lapointe, proved himself BOM-worthy with his excellent debut album, La forêt des mal-aimés.

News you need

>> The beloved Bad News Brown is too busy to busk, now

by SCOTT C

“I really don’t know how these things happen, because I haven’t been performing in the street for a while. I’d like to know where these people voting for me are.” You might think it a bit strange that the man voted #3 best busker in the city has actually been holed up in the studio, working on his brand new LP, but it’s the truth. Due out in the fall of 2006, Bad News Brown’s long-awaited new album has been keeping him occupied, so count yourself lucky if you catch him in the street.

“I started playing harmonica about eight years ago,” says Brown, “and for the first three years, I was busking 24-seven, from 6 a.m. to 6 p.m. every day. I was making at least $200 to $300 a day, but I haven’t been out there like that for years.” What he’s been busy with lately is opening for the big boys, most notably Kanye West and John Legend in Detroit, as well as Ghostface, Papoose and M-1 in New York City this past April. You may have seen his video for “Soul Seek” on MusiquePlus, or you may already have an exclusive copy of Bad News Brown’s Street Vol. 1 DVD, but if you don’t, be prepared for the hip hop harmonica bluesman to take you on a musical journey to his place.

“We’re leaving things open right now, trying to see what’s happening in other countries and parts of the world, trying to make some noise outside of Montreal. But here at home, people should expect a pre-album sometime in the next few months.”

Check out www.badnewsbrown.com for the whole story, or peep www.myspace.com/brizbrown for exclusive tracks and videos from this Montreal hip hop original.

Best Busker
1. Spoonman
2. Stilt Man
3. Bad News Brown
4. Spider Man
5. Asian accordion player
6. Hugger busker
7. Hollywood
8. Michael Jackson dancer
9. Blind flute lady
10. Guy who plays recorders with his nose

Spoonman takes it again! No wonder he fought so hard for his established spot on Ste-Catherine, near Ogilvy’s—he’s got the highest visibility (and one of the most memorable street-corner personas) in this category. Stilt man climbs back up to #2, knocking his fellow Lionel-Groulx fixture, the amazing Michael Jackson dancer, all the way down to #8. Another busker to slide down the list is the stout, blond nasal recorder virtuoso (let’s call him Nostril-damus). Does he need stilts to regain your love, Montreal? Or is it, as Spoonman so clearly grasps, a matter of location, location, location?

Best Local Music Label
1. ICM
2. Ninja Tune
3. FAMN
4. Stomp
5. Alien8
6. Indica
7. Dare to Care
8. Mile End
9. Justin Time
10. Turbo

No big changes at the top of this list, except for hip hop outlet FAMN, home of M.O. (see “Best Hip Hop Act,” above), climbing up the ranks. New on the list are indie/punk purveyors Dare to Care, and also Mile End Records, who’ve scored big this year with their debut mix CD Chez Nous: Montreal House Music vol. 1 (selected by Patrick Dream and Mike Meunier) and their flagship soul man, Shane Phillips.

Still tuned in

>> Ten years in, Ninja Tune’s North American label head Jeff Waye is music first, business second

by SCOTT C

Though Ninja Tune is in fact based in the U.K., the North American headquarters of the record label has been a part of the Montreal music scene since 1996—such an essential part that Montrealers haven’t hesitated to vote them into the second-place slot in the Best Record Label category. This month, they join the main London office in celebrating 10 years of global recognition and the continued crusade for avant-garde electronic music and future hip hop.

While the city gets ready for Ninja’s 10th-anniversary tour, featuring label founders Coldcut, the Mirror spoke to North American label manager Jeff Waye about reasons to celebrate.

Mirror: So, after juggling tours from an office chair for so long, has it got any easier?

Jeff Waye: Not particularly. That’s not entirely true—I’m convinced we kind of know what we’re doing (laughs). When we were moving offices last month, I actually found the business proposal that I had sent over to the U.K. guys, and reading it now, it’s fucking hilarious! It’s all 100 per cent enthusiasm, and no basis in reality. It’s pretty funny, but I certainly know way more than I did 10 years ago. Success in the music industry goes to those who can wing it with the most conviction.

M: What was it about Ninja Tune that made you write this business proposal in the first place?

JW: I was doing a lot of drugs at the time (laughs). It happened to be my favourite label back then. I had already been working with Ninja for two years through Cargo Records, getting stuff off the ground for them in Canada, and was in a position to recognize how bad their U.S. deal was at the time. It all just kind of pieced together as Cargo disintegrated. I had to sort it out while I still had a free long-distance line (laughs). It all seemed kind of “music first, business second,” which I could appreciate. To this day, we decide to put things out because we like it first—then we figure out what we’re gonna do with it.

Tenth-anniversary show with Coldcut, Kid Koala, Blockhead and DJ Signify at Metropolis on Saturday, May 13, 8 p.m., $27.50

Best Local Promoter
1. Blue Skies Turn Black
2. DKD 3. Peer Pressure
4. Hello Darlin’
5. Greenland
6. Blended
7. French Connection
8. Mandatory Moustache
9. Rickey D
10. Goon Tribe

Once again, the skies are Blue for Blue Skies. They top the list, no doubt due to the gangland strong-arm tactics of intimidation, disinformation, blackmail and violent coercion that are the hallmarks of BSTB enforcers Meyer and Brian. The Peer Pressure guys, operating from thier base at Vinyl, make a dramatic third-place splashwith their first annual charting, as do their immediate follow-ups, roots-music wranglers Hello Darlin’.

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