Talkin’ smack: Remember that scene in Clerks when Jay and Silent Bob made a speech bubble that said “I blow goats” and held it in front of Dante through the glass door of the Quick Stop? Relive those madcap hijinks on your own schedule (and at your own PC) with SayWhat, the magic Web site that lets you add speech bubbles to any photo you upload or find on the Web, no Photoshop required. Make George W. Bush say, “I hate midgets” at http://wigflip.com/saywhat/.

Talkin’ trash: Planning to do some travelling this summer? Why not visit Jerk Trail, Missouri. While you’re on your way, stop by Bonnor Springs, Kansas, and Intercourse, Pennsylvania. All allegedly authentic places, according to Funny Names, which also lists pseudo-people like Willie B. Hardigan, who doesn’t really exist, and Dick Trickle, actual former NASCAR champ. It’s not highbrow, but it’s good for a laugh, especially when calling your local booze establishment to locate Holden Cox at www.funnynames.com.

Comments? Michael Citrome