Dear Sasha: My wife has reached the age where intercourse is becoming painful for her. She is getting some treatment for the problem but it will take a while. We both enjoy self and mutual sexual stimulation while watching porn and Showcase Real Sex. We especially enjoy watching women with shaved vaginal areas. Is there a video/DVD you could recommend where the women are shaved? —Peter

Dear Peter,
Wow man, where the hell have you been? Haven’t you noticed that even a scant amount of pubic hair is verboten in porn these days? I can’t think of one contemporary mainstream adult video where the women and men aren’t at least partially shaved, but if you’re looking for titles I think are worth watching, here are a few I picked up to review:

Art School Sluts by Eon McKai. I’m happy to report that watching sulky art school girls have sex is exciting—as anyone who’s had relations with art school girls will tell you, this film could have gone horribly wrong. The actresses in Art School Sluts are not surgically enhanced, are verbally and physically unabashed, and as per your request, are fully shaved.

Crack Her Jack 3 by John Leslie. I feel a warning should be issued to your wife's vagina, which obviously requires some consideration due to menopausal tissue thinning. Why? Well, I was still franticly masturbating to this film 24 hours later and it seems that I actually broke my own vagina. I’m not that upset; given my line of work, it was bound to happen sooner or later.

Crack Her Jack 3 starts off with a rather uninspired girl/girl/guy threesome, but it's the second scene you'll want to keep an eye out for: a guy/guy/girl threesome with one of the smokingest porn actresses I’ve ever seen. She has the body of Wendy O. Williams, the face of Alicia Keys, and she shares an unmistakable, jaw-dropping connection with both her gorgeous co-stars, who in turn spend a great deal of time marvelling sincerely over her auspicious attributes—one of which is, you guessed it, a shaved pussy. Leslie shoots long scenes in natural lighting with un-enhanced actors, and no plot or dialogue—a style known as wall-to-wall.

Dear Sasha: My wife and I have started to add women into our already very satisfying sex life. One little problem that we are having is that when we seduce a woman, they are often more interested in the novelty of being with another woman than in a man because “they already know what that is about.” Ironically, I have brokered these deals and all these women have been my friends. It’s a bit of an ego-buster. We are having trouble meeting bisexual women that would be interested in both of us. Where shall we look? We are not interested in the Internet. —Still in the Game

Dear Still,
You do know it’s absurd to burden your friends with your fuckability, right? It probably never mattered before that they didn’t want to fuck you and the only reason it matters now is because you’ve got them all fucking your wife. You’re being silly taking it personally, but you’ve come to the right place for advice because of all the sexual permutations outside of the couple, this is the one I’ve had the most of. Deliberate, accidental, part of the couple, the bait, fucking both, just fucking one, odd girl out, I’ve seen it and been it all, and the one thing I’ve gleaned from my experience is that there’s really no such thing as a threesome. If you happen to be getting less attention at the moment, you’ve got a hand, you’ve got a dick and you’ve got a free live sex show featuring none other than the woman you married. Hot. Bottom line is, you shouldn’t be having group sex if you’re going to let your ego get in the way. As well, wanting to have group sex and not wanting to avail yourself of the Internet is like saying you want to make Italian food without garlic. Don’t be such a Luddite, get online and make it happen. When you go on any number of the dating Web sites that feature bisexual women looking for play from both, you’ll be sorry you didn’t do it sooner.

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