Kiss my grits: Days after Stephen Harper was sworn in as the first Tory prime minister since before Biggie died, lefties are already looking for any opportunity to disavow the clean-cut, family-values-supportin’ rootin’ tootin’ GST-reducin’ economist from out West. Not My Prime Minister is an anti-Harper blog by a self-described Calgarian peacenik—or maybe it’s a viral marketing campaign for the Liberal party. Either way, rest in peace, Christopher Wallace, at www.notmypm.ca.

Stripper wanted: Some time ago, Dilbert creator Scott Adams put out the call for an artist to take over a daily comic strip called Unfit, which he may or may not be responsible for. He got 83 responses—creating a surreal collection of hypothetical comic strips that don’t really exist. Many feature very different takes on the same dialogue and situations, and all have better art than Dilbert—and talking chickens. Waste what little time is left in the day at www.looking4cartoonist.com.

Comments? Michael Citrome